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#1075460 added August 19, 2024 at 5:06pm
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Can cook with fire breath (great for starting campfires), can shelter from rain with large wingspan, can fly to work or do errands, can intimidate muggers and bullies, and last but not least can give the best slobbery kisses and wrap around hugs. Call 1-800-THE-DERG.

PS. Will work for belly rubs, head scratches, and/or Derg Snax.
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