A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

Trip to the Movies gone bad! - Final Destination: Bloodlines

It was Mother's Day, 2025, and you are still in bed recovering from COVID, NO THANKS TO THAT BASTARD ROSS!!!
As you lay in bed in pure misery, you decided to sing some Emo music to make up for not being able to be with your mother on this day.


On Tuesday, May 13th, 2025, you would FINALLY get over the COVID mess! However, you find out that your sister didn't have such a good Mother's Day...


Are you fucking kidding? FIRST YOUR KIDS GOT TAKEN AWAY OVER SOME NONSENSE WITH THE COURT, NOW YOUR SISTER'S IS GETTING TAKEN AWAY OVER THE SAME BULLSHIT?!? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE COURT SYSTEM?!?

The next few days would go by smoothly until Friday, May 16th, 2025, you would find out that Ross is seeing another horror movie in an Imax theater!


Are you fucking kidding? THE MONEY USED TO BUY THESE OVERPRICED IMAX TICKETS COULD OF WENT TO TAKING CARE OF YOUR SISTER AND THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY GODDAMMIT!!!
Speaking of your sister, you get more bad news from your sister in regards to one of her sons!


Apparently, one of your nephews got upset with Ross's shit and decided to make some phone calls to his house! Instead of reaching Ross, he reached his asinine roommate! Your nephew would proceed to spew racial slurs to him before challenging him to a fight and driving over to Ross's house! Upon arriving at the house, it was clear that your nephew is almost skin and bones and Ross's roommate looked to be like he lifts weights everyday at the gym or home. Upon starting a fight, it would only take a punch or 2 or 3 from Ross's roommate before Ross's nephew is on the ground in a bloody mess! As soon as paramedics arrived, instead of that meathead roommate getting arrested, your nephew would get arrested for not only starting a fight, but for being DRUNK DURING SAID FIGHT!!!


Oh this fucking pissed you off! You make plans to confront the bastard at the Imax Theater tomorrow!
The next day, on May 17th, 2025, you would wake up to some more horrible news! Apparently, one of your cousins just got evicted from her home just after her husband has passed away! Instead of helping her move, the cops move in and arrest her just for taking a sip or two of booze!


You then get half-tempted to confront the bastard at the Imax Theater, but remember that you have a court case coming up on Thursday and if you act out anytime soon, you would get thrown back into jail for a very long time! You have pleaded with your lawyer to at least see your wife and kids again at times, but were told no because doing so would be against your bond conditions. This would start to make you royally upset and start to cry up a river! Instead of scheduling a therapy session or talking things out with your friends, you decided to do the thing that you are best at...eating up your feelings! You would order up about 20-30 lbs worth of Chinese food, as well as a dozen egg-rolls, and would begin to stuff your fat face as you cry your eyeballs out all night!