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Rated: 13+ · Book · Comedy · #2340031

Another fine mind warp in the dark of night. Roll up your pants legs, it's gettin' deep.

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#1089768 added May 21, 2025 at 11:37pm
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Closet Catastrophe: A Dum-Dum's Demise
Dear Wife,
There seems to have been a collision in one of the closets. The crash involved a tall glass structure with many different faces inside. The only victim I found was a fruit punch sucker. Although it was in fairly bad shape, and I wasn't sure just what to do, I administered mouth-to-mouth resuscitation as long as possible;

I'm sorry, but the dum-dum didn't make it. It must be a magical dum-dum because when I took it out of my mouth after the resuscitation efforts and looked at the end of the stick, it had disappeared.

My Apologies,
Husband
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