A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad - An Icky Movie

It was July 26th, 2025, and you just got back home from the bus ride! Your wife would get mad at you and asks where the fuck you have been and why you haven't been home all day helping with the kids! You tell her that you tried to confront Ross again and she ended up slapping you before dragging you into the house!

Later that day, you and your wife would be eating at a hot dog stand out in the country to try to relax yourself and get some food in your guts! As you eat your 5th hot dog, you would get some bad news again! For starters, Ross is planning to see another horror movie tomorrow!


Are you fucking kidding? HE IS WATCHING A DAMN MOVIE RIGHT NOW, WHY IS HE GOING BACK TOMORROW?!? As you cram another half a dozen hot dogs into your throat, you would also find out that some time ago, your niece would be driving back from a party a bit tipsy! As she pulls into a parking lot, she would fall asleep behind the wheel and crashes into a building! The commotion would get the attention of the local police!


Not only that, but your other niece, also coming back drunk from a party, would crash into a couple of cars! When the police arrive, she would be begging for mercy, only for her to get arrested!


And finally, when one of your brothers was trying to catch a train to go to the town Ross was in, he would get wrongfully arrested just for "trespassing" on a damn train!


After you get done eating a dozen or two of hot dogs, you and your wife would go back home and make plans to confront the bastard at the movies again tomorrow!

The next day, on July 27th, 2025, you would be woken up by your wife screaming and crying! You ask what is wrong and she said that she just got a letter from the bank...The house is in danger of foreclosure!!!


This is such bullshit! If you weren't forced to spend all of that money on air BNBs, just so you could please some ass-hat in a black robe, if you didn't spend all of that money on bail and legal fees, as well as a ton of money to that jackass of an attorney just for him to lie through his teeth to make you look innocent, and all of that money extorted from you by the evil electric company, YOU WOULDN'T BE THIS FAR BEHIND ON THE DAMN MORTGAGE!!!

You and your wife would spend all day crying about this, wishing that Ross would send some of that money your way to help pay off the mortgage instead of watching some dumb movies in 3D at the fucking Imax theater!!!