A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad - A Weapons movie

It was August 3rd, 2025, and you are currently turning on the TV for another night of WWE Summerslam! Earlier that day, you and your wife went by the grocery store to pick up some ingredients and cook up some tacos to eat for the show! However, after unloading all of the groceries from the SUV, you and your wife got quite worn out! You two got worn out from unloading quite a bit of groceries and totally not because you two are out of shape blobs! Instead of cooking up tacos, or anything really, you decided to go on Door Dash and order up some greasy sandwiches with fries from a Deli for you and your wife to eat! As you two munch away on your food, you would once again get pissed at Ross because if he didn't go back to the International Movie Theater, there wouldn't be yet, another outbreak of Covid in town!

On Monday, August 4th, 2025, you decided to go onto OnlyFans again to start making extra money for the extortionists at the electric company! In this video, you are stripped down to your underwear and proceeded to sit on a cake for the depraved fans on OnlyFans!


After you get done making this crazy video, your wife would bitch up a storm as you wash off all of the cake off of your bloated ass and slimy butt crack!

On Wednesday, August 6th, 2025, you would once again be back on OnlyFans, making yet another crazy video! In this video, you decided to lock up your bloated ass inside of a dog cage while a couple of people splash water, pickle juice, and random condiments all over you as people keep sending in money for your video!


Once again, as you wash off in the shower that night, your wife would bitch up a storm about the mess your crew left behind on the floor in the filming room! You yell back and tell her to blame the asshole extortionists at the electric company!

On Thursday, August 7th, 2025, as you start to plan out your next crazy OnlyFans video, you would find out that Ross is seeing another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding? HE ALREADY SPENT A BUCKET LOAD OF MONEY LAST WEEK AT THE IMAX THEATER, NOW HE IS SPENDING ANOTHER BUCKET THERE AGAIN?!? WHY CAN'T HE SEND THESE BUCKETS OF MONEY YOUR WAY INSTEAD OF TO THE IMAX THEATER?!? YOUR BLOATED ASS IS THE ONE THAT NEEDS THE MONEY TO PAY OFF THE EXTORTIONISTS AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY!
You would bitch up a storm on social media before going to bed pissed off that night!

On Friday, August 8th, 2025, you would wake up to some horrible news! During another break-up, one of your nieces would get into a physical fight with her boyfriend before fleeing his home and heading to her parents' apartment! However, cops would soon come knocking on their door!


Not only that, but when your mother was driving to confront Ross at his home, she ran into quite a number of curbs before pulling over in front of a Goodwill store and collapsing into a flower bed! She would wake up as cops pull up to her vehicle, where she tried to pretend that everything is fine despite being covered in compost and her breath reeking of alcohol!


And finally, while your wife was out doing errands, she would get cut off in traffic by a car full of teenage bitches! Furious, she would down a whole pack of "White Claw" beer before stomping on the pedal to catch up to them! In an attempt to cut them off back, she ended up hitting them, causing an accident and getting the attention of a nearby police patrol!


Furious with this, you would make plans to confront the bastard at the Imax theater tomorrow!

On the morning of August 9th, 2025, you would wake up with quite a terrible migraine, as well as a terrible sore throat! You would then be coughing up a storm as you head downstairs for some coffee! As you sip on some coffee, some horrible thoughts dawned on you...You might of caught Covid again!

You would rush into the bathroom and pull out a Covid test and sure enough, after testing yourself, your results came back...POSITIVE!!!

THAT SORRY ASS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!! IF HE DIDN'T GO BACK TO THAT GODDAMN INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER AGAIN WEEKS AGO, YOU WOULDN'T BE SICK WITH COVID, YET AGAIN, AND SOME PEOPLE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW!!!

That night, you would make another angry post on social media, calling out Ross and telling him thanks for getting you sick with Covid again, before you would cook up some grilled cheese, started playing video games, and crying yourself to sleep that night...