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Peeing warning citation... What?

There was a traffic accident on 195.
I was coming back from Market Basket with a coffee ice cream quart.
I was diverted to a winding road that seemed endless...

I'm 63.

So. Midway into this Odyssey I pulled over and peed in the woods.
I did not notice the police squad car in the woods watching.
It put on its' flashing lights.

A female officer approached with ticket note pad.
Officer Debbi explained I was not allowed to pee in the woods.
But, she gave me a warning.

"Is that okay?" I queried.
She said no one saw me except her.
So, she let go with a warning.