Archie's Journal

A Prayer for Armed Felons

Dear Lord,

Please protect me on this upcoming night of burglary, rape, murder and other mayhem against others. Bless my soul as I attack others and add misery to their lives. And, Lord, above all, please ensure that none of those I attempt to rob, murder, rape or otherwise defile are carrying weapons of their own. If they are, please, please, warn me ahead of time so that I may avoid them.

Amen

Archie R. Whitehill
Mercenary Writer
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