a descent into poetry insanity |
| she stands there in a green hairnet and a blank expression snapping blueberry bubblegum and rolling her eyes because while we stand waiting her backlog of texts is growing and seventy-two people have updated their facebook status can I take your order? she raises a finger before we can answer penciled eyebrows arching up and we swerve to the left trying to catch her eye but her boyfriend just tweeted a suspicious message about her best frenemy’s butt which apparently is everything hers isn’t and she has to see how deep soon-to-be-ex will dig his grave we’re all out she snaps upset that this line of seventeen customers would dare presume their extra double frothy hot chocolate with a dash of peppermint deserves more of her attention than her iphone which is vibrating like a jackhammer with her life crashing into random data while all her friends can see and she’s stuck thank you, have a nice day she snarls as her life quiets and dies too much for the battery to take and her charger is in the back and we’re on our iphones looking up her manager |