Out of my Mind...

Day 14

Prompt:That was a lot to take in yesterday, how about we go into town and have some beers at the local tavern? Tell me about the conversations you over heard.

My first impressions are I like this tavern in this run down part of town. I make myself comfy at the bar.

'Who's buying?' I proffer hopefully. Two graggy characters are supping thier beers to my left.

'What did he say?''

'He said if I take it easy I could be here for years.'

'That's good.'

'Well got the lumps now see so that's not gonna happen.'

'Mnn that's good.'

'What?'

'Oh'

'Well porch rotten so went straight through.'

'Hmmm?'

'Right down I went, tibia is it? Smashed like a gnawed chicken bone.'

Hmmmm, chicken?'

'Doc said I was... What's that long haired  boy doing he's getting awful close.'

'Huh!'

'Get your flipping hair out of my beer son!'

As he goes to punch, Charlie uses one of Chuck Norris' famous moves and lays him out flat.

'Run!' shouts Cuarlie.