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#851540 added June 13, 2015 at 12:10pm
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Reflecting on global warming

Watching the ads for Jurassic Park, I got to wondering, with global warming, will chickens gradually evolve back to being dinosaurs? How would we cook the eggs? Every meal would have to be eaten in a group. No more sitting alone at the table with an egg or two, a cup of coffee, a piece of toast, reading. Nope. The neighbors would gather to cook and eat one egg. There would be no way to pen evolved chickens, either. We’d just have to follow chicken dinosaurs around and find their nests. I assume all birds would evolve in much the same way. Robins would be crashing into trees. And the noise. Oh my. Pea Fowl screaming in the night, and think about the evolved whippoorwill. We would never get any sleep. Our only hope would be to live under ground. It would be cooler there. We could grow mushrooms and root plants in the walls. Pull a potato from the living room wall and fry it up with mushrooms from the bedroom. Umm good! Relish the thought.


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