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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/929607-My-Car-is-Named-Christine
Rated: 13+ · Book · Nonsense · #2050715
Thoughts and takes on the way life presents....
#929607 added February 28, 2018 at 12:15am
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My Car is Named Christine
My car is possessed. I was sent on a mission to buy food. So I get to the place and decide to take two minutes to see if I am close to the address. Patting myself on the back for finding my way out of a paper bag, i get out of the car and Hell's Bells, lights flashing, horn honking, dashboard going nuts. I tried to start it but it refused. And the ermergency blinkers were just a pain in the patootie, where are those things when you don't need them? Anyway, I got out of the car, and key locked the door, and then she was happy. I was pissed, but she was content that she sent for the sheriff when there was no crime.
I told this story to Paul the lawyer and he said better to be possessed than repossessed.
Thanks, Paul. That puts it all in perspective.

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