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#930779 added March 16, 2018 at 2:43pm
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A Plague of Puns
We should take all the bad chemistry jokes and barium.

My Darling has been on a relentless rampage of bad jokes all week.

But I don't want to cut my hair!

Her sister has been encouraging her. They're exchanging jokes by text message.

I shouldn't have ordered the seafood.

It has been nothing but stupid and naughty puns for days.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Somehow she's still catching me out with the ones which are disguised as genuine comments.

I want to throw an amazing space party.

But the way she titters holding in a punchline, knowing full well she's going to get told off...

What's green and has wheels?

There is only one cure for this afflication that has come over her:

You know you're a '90s kids when...

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