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A little daily tidbit to get your day started

This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
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January 30, 2025 at 10:37am
January 30, 2025 at 10:37am
#1083019
I mentally took a walk down memory lane this morning and I realized something. Of all the kids shows I watched when I was little (yes I was little once *Laugh*) the one that probably had the most profound impact on me was Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. It was indeed "a wonderful day in the neighborhood" when I saw him walk in the door, put up his sweater, greet the "black" postman, and send the little red trolley on it's way to that magical kingdom of puppets who taught me many things during my early stage of life.

What is your favorite Mr. Rogers moment? How has his show impacted you then and does that impact still linger now?
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January 30, 2025 at 9:33am
January 30, 2025 at 9:33am
#1083016
What did the police charge the farmer with for slaughtering his cow?

First degree Mooder
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December 3, 2024 at 8:52am
December 3, 2024 at 8:52am
#1080770
What style of writing does a mermaid use?

Arial Font!
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October 14, 2024 at 9:27am
October 14, 2024 at 9:27am
#1078265
What did the girl ghost say to the boy ghost?

You are my "boo"!
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September 16, 2024 at 2:20pm
September 16, 2024 at 2:20pm
#1076882
If your characters acknowledge that they are breaking the 4th wall is that breaking the 5th wall?
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September 11, 2024 at 1:41pm
September 11, 2024 at 1:41pm
#1076619
Do knights get helmet hair?
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September 9, 2024 at 2:35pm
September 9, 2024 at 2:35pm
#1076527
What is a clockmakers favorite drink?

Minute Maid!
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August 28, 2024 at 3:32pm
August 28, 2024 at 3:32pm
#1075835
I'm a cop and I once had to pull over Schnujo's having school probs Author IconMail Icon. When she asked me why I pulled her over I had to tell her that she was so destractedly pretty that people were looking at her rather than the road. *Laugh*

PS. This joke is in thanks to Schnujo's having school probs Author IconMail Icon hard work on WDC and her service.
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August 19, 2024 at 9:42am
August 19, 2024 at 9:42am
#1075460
Can cook with fire breath (great for starting campfires), can shelter from rain with large wingspan, can fly to work or do errands, can intimidate muggers and bullies, and last but not least can give the best slobbery kisses and wrap around hugs. Call 1-800-THE-DERG.

PS. Will work for belly rubs, head scratches, and/or Derg Snax.
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August 16, 2024 at 3:10pm
August 16, 2024 at 3:10pm
#1075356
How do spy training facilities maintain funds in wartime?

They use Bonds!
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