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Rated: 13+ · Book · Dark · #756700
A collection of dark humor quatrain.
...a poetry form invented by Tom Kreitzberg.

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Welcome! Stay awhile. Could you? *Smirk*

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Update: Sadly, no more Tom Kreitzberg's website:

How to brew Poisontea: http://www.smart.net/~tak/poisontea.html

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April 23, 2005 at 3:00am
April 23, 2005 at 3:00am
#342903
She forced him to eat her peanut butter fudge.
But her plan was destined to fail.
Allergic to peanuts, he soon didn't budge.
She was sentenced to life in jail.


*Poison*

April 22, 2005 at 1:16am
April 22, 2005 at 1:16am
#342678
He poisoned his new bride with arsenic tea.
She'd changed soon after the wedding.
He then got his axe, but unfortunately,
She still nags despite her beheading.


*Poison*

April 22, 2005 at 1:04am
April 22, 2005 at 1:04am
#342677
She offed her fifth hubby with arsenic tea.
He was old and senile like her third.
But, what happened next, she could never foresee.
He'd willed his fortune to his pet bird.


*Poison*

March 31, 2005 at 12:35am
March 31, 2005 at 12:35am
#338053
His wife poisoned him slowly with arsenic,
Expecting him dead in a year.
But before her deadline, her grim plans were licked.
She was crushed by a chandelier.


*Poison*

March 30, 2005 at 11:57pm
March 30, 2005 at 11:57pm
#338045
He poisoned her salad, She poisoned his steak.
They'd grown apart during the year.
But witnesses say, at their house on the lake,
Together, their ghosts reappear.


*Poison*

December 4, 2004 at 4:27am
December 4, 2004 at 4:27am
#316565
He served his first wife ars'nic tea 'til she croaked,
then buried her in Potter's Field.
His new wife watched him die as he gagged and choked.
In her deep freezer, he lays chilled.


*Poison*

January 15, 2004 at 5:32am
January 15, 2004 at 5:32am
#272964
He drank from his glass during the New Year's toast.
Then collapsed and soon choked to death.
His wife stood to gain all his money, the most.
For he'd married Black Widow Beth.


*Poison*

November 27, 2003 at 12:12pm
November 27, 2003 at 12:12pm
#267619
She poisoned the gravy, she poisoned the turkey.
She wanted to kill him with style.
But the poison's effect worked much too slowly.
He rotted alive for a while.


*Poison*

October 1, 2003 at 11:36pm
October 1, 2003 at 11:36pm
#259531
Fed up with her nagging, he poisoned her cake.
And although he made the grave choice,
Of sinking her corpse to the bed of the lake,
He still hears her nitpicking voice.


*Poison*

September 28, 2003 at 2:10am
September 28, 2003 at 2:10am
#258954
She poisoned his coffee, she poisoned his soup,
Wishing she'd married his brother.
But now that her hubby is out of the loop,
She really deals with his mother.


*Poison*


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