journal (noun) : an outlet for the voices in my head . . .
Warning: The following entries are all (scarily) spawns of my warped mind.
All writings in this journal are merely my opinions and thoughts - not necessarily a representation of your ideas - so if you care enough to drop me an email with your disagreements, please, please do so in a reasoned, well thought out argument - NOT just a full-frontal onslaught of "I hate you! You suck!". I will simply ignore you - or respond similarly in kind.
Please tread carefully and watch your step! I hope you find this lil journal reading a pleasant experience and that you will leave me a review or a rating when you decide to run away depart from my scribbles.
Note: Not responsible for any lost belongings, headaches, emotional trauma, physical discomfort, etc.
#12. Colleges [04-27-05 @ 5:09 pm EDT]
#11. Thank You, Anonymous! [01-15-05 @ 3:16 pm EST]
#10. The Gods Must Be Crazy [12-24-04 @ 12:39 am EST]
#9. The Free-bie [11-30-04 @ 8:10 pm EST]
#8. Toilet Revolution! [11-19-04 @ 6:38 pm EST]
#7. Um, Is That Your Flower? [11-19-04 @ 6:26 pm EST]
#6. The Urinator [11-13-04 @ 3:36 pm EST]
#5. Did Your Parents Ever Hit You? [11-02-04 @ 2:37 pm EST]
#4. My Bloody "Auntie" [10-30-04 @ 5:15 pm EDT]
#3. SuperSperm! [10-29-04 @ 8:28 pm EDT]
#2. Eyes Wide Shut [10-25-04 @ 5:37 pm EDT]
#1. Intro to Maeven 101 [11-13-04 @ 3:20 pm EST]