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by Wizzo
Rated: 18+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #1119549
Wizzo may be the least helpful person on Earth, but he takes questions anyway. (Comedy.)
Note: If you want a serious response, don't even try this place. If you ask a serious question like, "My pet just died, how can I get over it," I will probably offend you beyond all else. This is not to be taken seriously. It is also my job, here, to be as absolutely arrogant as possible. Don't take that seriously either.

Mr. Wizzo is the least helpful person on Earth, so go ahead and ask him some questions! Here are some real* questions submitted by real** people!

"Mr. Wizzo, my boyfriend just broke up with me. What should I do?!"

Response: You might try bathing more than once a year. Seriously. Your profile says you're a thousand miles away, and I can smell you from here.

"Mr. Wizzo, my car was just stolen, how am I going to get home?!"

Response: Aren't you the fat guy who asked me how to lose weight a month ago? If you'd listened to me and put down the Hershey's bars, maybe you wouldn't mind walking home so much. I mean, you are just standing in your driveway.

"mr wizo ppl say i dnot typ good. wtf si wrong wit tehm?"

Response: Hi, little guy! You know that gun your parents keep in their dresser drawer? Why don't you go play with it? It'll be fun!


*Questions are not real.
**People are not real.
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