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Jibberish is Music to My Ears
BAFFLE ME with BULL-CRAP !


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Jibberish MUMBO JUMBO Unmitigated Baloney UN-INTELLIGIBLE JARGON MEANINGLESS DRIVEL HORSE-PUCKEY POMPOUS MIND-CLUTTER POINTLESS PRATTLE


The object of this game is to write a short article about something you know nothing about. That's right. Use words that you don't understand, or use words that sound like you know what you're talking about but are very confusing to the reader. In fact, the finished product should be such a bunch of CRAP that nobody should be able to tell what the hell you are talking about! But make it sound good.

If you need an example see this "This is what happens when I don't have any ideas

It should be readable and follow most forms of grammar, spelling and speech, but totally meaningless in content. Get it? Got it? GOOD!


Like always... I'll be using my Super-Inflatable, Ultra-Judicious, ZooDuck Powered Brain Stem to pick the winners.... ...that simple. I don't have Gift Points to burn, but I promise to be REAL GENEROUS with the best entries! PROMISE!


Please post your submission in the form of some kind of link, and run a word count on it. Don't go over 250 words or I won't read it. My attention span is shorter than a 30 second TV commercial.

CONTEST DEADLINE IS AUGUST 31st, 2003


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Have fun and ... start THINKing ABOUT my birthday in December! It ain't THAT FAR AWAY!

Zoo - Salted and Roasted
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