Happy Writing.Com Account Birthday

You know, it's amazing how women will find just about anything to celebrate. So, your account is 3 yrs. old, huh? Looks like you're getting pretty old. Mostly, when you get to be that age around here your breasts begin to slump and sag--your nipples grow a tuft of hair--and you stop having sex. It is necessary that I examine you to make sure none of these things are happening to your body. You can't ever be TOO careful, you know.

*does examination*

Ah, you're looking good! I guess you can stick around for another year, but remember to come back to me for all your follow-up exams ,
Signed,
Dr. Bill