The SLAM! Green Room

You mock, Dale Dear, but you just wait for the Grand Finale Round 3 prompt if you make it that far ... I can't tell you what it is yet, as that wouldn't be fair, but rest assured there will be MUCH praising of Mr. Clooney within its epic lines!!

Edited to add: Along with a Tbelliciously invented new rhyme scheme with the Hebrew alphabet involved. I must go, for I've already said too much!