Noticing Newbies

Hi, there, whoever you people are. :D This is a fist message, probably soon to be home to uncountable typos and grammatical errors of various sorts, but I wanted to ask...
If anyone has the time to read what I upload, I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR CRITICISM! xD
I'm 13 and it's hard to get an honest opinion from friends and family. I know where I can look to get motivated, but I'm really searching for some random anonymous folks out there who are willing to go crazy on me with tips and hints no matter how harsh they are! I probably suck at writing and no one will tell me! XD

So I won't care. Go insane on me. I'll thank you.

*runs away to type out something or other*