Fountain of Knowledge

Hmm, I originally posted this question this in preparation for an April 15 article last year, which has of course already run. But maybe I should make it an annual tradition. Any other money-gathering charms would be welcome and will be published, assuming I can pull together enough of them to work into a new article. Thanks, bertie and Raven!

Hey Raven, long time no see! Are you the proud mama of another chick yet?

Our store actually sells St. Joseph statues for people who want to sell their houses. They're hideous, but people tell us they work.