11 Lines of Dialogue

"You're a do-gooder, that's what you are."

"Only incidentally. I think of myself as an enemy of chaos."

"I think of you as a twit."

"You're a twit then? Pay attention to your grammar."

"You're too distracting."

"Not my fault."

"Do you love me?"

"I suppose I do. But then again, I love muffins. I don't think it's that big of a deal."

"You love muffins? What kind of romantic are you?"

"I think of myself as a dystopian realist."

"I repeat: I think of you as a twit."