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THE WHINE & CHEESE COMPANY, INC.
Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner
Bubba Whinnery, Head Customer Care Whiner
To our Valued and Faithful Customers,
We wanna announce 'at The Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. is goin out of buzines fer now. Maybe if thair's enuff folks innerstead in our whine & cheez, we'll open up agin ina sprang.
*Note - For you who don't understand the Southern dialect, an English translation follows:
The Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. Contest is now officially over. We are in the process of judging the entries. Since there are so many entries, it will take a few days to complete. Thanks for your patience.