Corrupt a Wish

On second thought, and having dried my eyes, I will not corrupt your wish with a routine "granted you're a robot". Instead:

Granted: you are less emotional, but everyone around you is hyper and they keep trying to fix you.

I wish winter would go away, I don't even need it to turn into spring, just not be the stinking winter anymore.

Chriswriter

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."George Eliot

"I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved, for the realm of darkness is great beyond the grave." George Eliot

"Maturity is overrated." Garfield