Corrupt a Wish

I grant your wish of cooking well, eating healthy food, and being able to eat junk food while still being energized and healthy. It's a shame that all of the appliances and tools necessary for cooking seem to randomly disappear whenever you have need of them. You are also incredibly healthy and energized for someone who just turned 98 years old last week. Congratulations on walking a whole 3 feet by yourself without your cane yesterday! You also have just received a dog who thinks you are the most intelligent, charming and beautiful creature with the most amazing memory ever. Now if only humans think that as well...