Corrupt a Wish

Granted, just as soon as you specify the caliber of the gun (Smith & Wesson .38, Colt magnum, which shoots either .357 or .38 loads, etc.) and type of bullet (blue tip, hollow point, movie prop, etc.). Be grateful the genie doesn't require you to specify rifle (hunting, sniper) or revolver or automatic. You don't get tired anymore or damage your leg muscles because you are now a cyborg, and out-running bullets is what you were made for.

I wish I could have just one monster garage sale (instead of three normal), and get wonderful prices for everything, and only sell the things I intended to, and the IRS makes a ruling that garage sale income is non-taxable.

Chriswriter

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."George Eliot

"I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved, for the realm of darkness is great beyond the grave." George Eliot

"Maturity is overrated." Garfield