SugarCube's Monthly Random Contest!!

The current contest is still open for several hours (noon WDC time) BUT I'm usually pretty lazy, considering noon WDC time is only 10 AM SugarCube time...so I'll go ahead an announce the new contest, and I'll eventually get around to judging the current one after it closes.

So, here's what you got to do for me this week:

Write an advice column on how to be a great writer. The catch is that you must give TERRIBLE advice!! No more than 1,000 words. You can write it in the form of a Dear Abby letter, or as a magazine type article on writing. Or any other form you'd like. I don't care. Give me terrible writing advice in the form of an informative essay/column/article and see if you can win the weekly award icon!

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SugarCube's Monthly Random Contest!!  (13+) A New Contest Every Two Weeks! #2175732 by IceSkatingSugarCube

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SugarCube's Insomniac Asylum  (18+) Night owls welcome!! Open 24 hours! Daily activities! Prizes! #2179526 by IceSkatingSugarCube