by Moon Fae
A unique contest for fairytale poetry.
Living with seven men was not what she had ever considered for herself in what she thought would be her future. Evil step-mothers have a way of changing your life's plan abruptly however. You go from having silver trays brought to you loaded with chef's delicacies to making supper for miners that can eat the arse end out of a dead horse! Do not even ask her about laundry day if you value your life! Dwarves are not the most hygienic people let's just leave it at that. Then there's the drinking! A keg a night keeps the doctor at bay is a famous Dwarf saying but how many times has she had to throw a blanket over Doc while he snored his head off behind the couch?! Oh how she counted the days until Prince Charming came to her rescue. At this point though she mused, she'd take Prince Elric, Prince Charles, or even the artist formerly known as Prince!