The Dialogue 500

You are in a dead in alley beside a bunch of garbage containers, An officer pulls up to you shining a spotlight on you:


Hello Officer, How are you this day.

ha ha ha he he, Now I've seen it all.

Well officer, I can explain.

I already have a good idea, as last evening was new years eve, it appears that you have tied on a good one last night.
surely you have been drinking?

uh yeah among other things, I think someone slipped something strronger in my drink.
because it's not every day I wake up in a strange ally hung over with no clothes on sir.

I bet where were you last you remembered sir?

uh I just recall being in a bar with some friends.

did you sleep here in this ally all night?

To be honest with you officer, I can not tell you, as I don't know what happened.

Well I am going to write you a citation for indescent exposure, due to the fact you are nude.
You'll have to take it up with the