Question of the Day!

They'd probably return me for making too many criticisms of their kidnapping plot.

"The problem with these flex cuffs is that they're easy to break with a little leverage. You should have gone with some Kevlar rope and a nice, tight timber hitch knot."

"Broad daylight, really? Why didn't you grab me in the parking garage earlier? At least tell me you swapped out the license plates on this van."

"You know, you probably should have brought along something to disorient me so that I can't get a sense of where we're going."

"How are you going to arrange the exchange? I have some ideas about how to optimize that..."