The Beatles Musical Extravaganza

Bren and I were just talking about you. Good stuff, of course.

         I suppose I should confess. I'm not a real person. I'm a pigment of other people's colourful imaginations (and sometimes, their colourful language). I'm just an amalgam of song lyrics and quotes from books, movies, and speeches. Plus...

I'm not really a writer. I just play one on Writing.com. Offsite, I play a fool --- and very good in the role too! Seriously, I'm the best idiot any village could hope for. I'm not trying to toot my own bugle, which I don't have. I don't have any dip either.

If you ever want to go crazy, we'll arrange a phone call. Five minutes of listening to me talk, and you'd be a vegetable on the funny farm! (Not corn, though, because I'd talk your ears off.)