The ugliest guy in town goes into his regular drinking hole. He has a big grin on his face.
"What are you looking so happy about?" asks the barman.
"I just lost my virginity last night."
"No shit! How did that happen?"
"Well, I was going home last night when I saw this girl tied to the rail tracks. It was crazy, like some old silent movie! Anyway, I untied her, but she was in no fit state to go home and so I took her to my place. Well, one thing led to another and we spent the night in bed. I'm exhausted - hardly got a wink of sleep!"
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