Question of the Day!

Or my favorite, "We are experiencing unusually high call volumes..." On a recording. One that gets played every time, no matter what time of day. No, you're not; you just don't want to pay phone workers.

Followed closely by "Please listen carefully because our menu options have changed," when they haven't changed in 25 freakin' years.

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