roses aren't always red.....

I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly.
Why oh why would you swallow a fly?
Anyone willing to swallow a fly deserves to die.
I couldn't swallow a fly no matter how hard I try....
I think I'ld cry.
So little old lady who swallowed the fly...
I guess you asked for it,
I hear she died!
I also hear she swallowed a bird,cat,
dog,goat,cow and an horse of course...
all in order to catch that fly.
I still can't understand why she swallowed the fly.
One thing that I forgot to mention... that she swallowed a spider* that wiggled and tickled and giggled inside her.....
If I had a choice over a fly or a spider*,I'ld choose the spider; "she's a splendid writer".

My Moral is: Some things are easier to stomach than others!

To my dear friend : "noordinaryspider". You're simply delicious!
From : "Wilbur". That Pig in Toledo.