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My plans for Saint V Day: ice cream with Nathan from the place in Old Town that makes its own stuff! I'm so excited. I don't let myself eat that kind of stuff, so it'll be most awesome. I think we're going to...hmm...we were going to drive up to the radio tower way up in the mountains where the view is shocking and the air quiet and fresh and there are warm rocks to lay on...but it's really wet and windy so maybe we'll dance in the rain instead!

What about the rest of you lot, my dears? Do you have anything planned for Saturday? (Elizabeth is scowling, I just know it! It's OK. I'm plenty cheerfully cynical about it, too.)