"A Problem Page For All!"

You did?! Wow-ee! Do you think that tattoo places do better piercings than conventional beauty places? How long do you have to keep the stud in?

ROFL! Your mum thought that the fairy was a spider?! Oh, Fea, I'm so sorry...how agitating! It's not like you covered your entire body in tattoos; you just got one spot done, and with a very nice picture, too! Hey, mums! Sometimes...

It could have been worse. You could have put things under your scalp to make it look like you have horns -- you know how some people do that? Or you could have gotten a gigantic explitive scrawled all over your chest.