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GAAAAK!!! I know you do [turn 19 on Monday]...I keep forgetting! Not forgetting, actually, just getting distracted by all this election mumbo jumbo. I didn't want to leave 18 either!!! 19 seems like an age kind of stuffed in a corner before you reach 20. It's not really here or there. You know what I mean? People definitely give me more...respect or something when I say I'm 19. The costume lady nearly passed out when I told her I was 19. She thought I was at least 22 based on my figure. Isn't that crazy?! Flattering, yeah, but kind of funny. Anyway, that's off topic and I don't know why I said that...

"I've never had a humble opinion.
If you've got an opinion,
why be humble about it?"