Summer's Cafe ~ Grand Reopening!

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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1463306

Nope, definitely not getting out unscathed. :-D

*blows the dust off the windowpanes*

I missed this place. Guess I missed you lot, too. Don't rest on your laurels, though, or I'll take a lawnmower to the greens. *Smirk*

A tribute to the brave souls who may or may not be buried in my cellar lurking somewhere around this rabbit's warren of junk:

Firstly to friction, for never failing to believe that I would come back from the dead (or, if he did, for hiding it so well) *Pthb*; to pie4u2 for being my wonderfully absent-minded and not so wonderfully absent sorta-kinda-pseudo-boyfriend (husband? ex-husband? hot-air balloon ballast?) *Bigsmile*; to pentatonic for being quite cool when he shows up, however infrequently he does so *Cool*; to spinsky for occasionally popping up in odd places, odd times, and odd clothes *Silent*; jman17724 for providing constant fuel to the Typo Furnace *Delight*; and finally to glitchlord for, you know, being a nice guy and all. *Smile* Too bad that I'm married (hooked? involved? held hostage?). And that he never hardly ever shows up. *Rolleyes*

And if I didn't commemorate you, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means that you either haven't posted here in an almighty stretch of time--or that your case is still under investigation and I don't wanna attract anymore attention from the authorities than I already have. *Wink*

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And finally, a belated RIP for Rancho Spinksy. *Cry* Never mind! The Ranch is BACK! Hugs and nonalcoholic beer for all. *Delight*

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friction says "Thanks for that tip about fasting. It's so obvious. Why didn't I think of that? The night before a fast --- pig out! *Laugh*"

jman17724 says "Hey! Who screwed up the wrap?"

jman17724 says "Do we"

jman17724 says "have to"

jman17724 says "post shorties"

jman17724 says "til"

jman17724 says "it's fixed?"

jman17724 says "."

jman17724 says "*^ shortest ^ post^*"

friction says "Shhhh... Dad is having one of his senior moments..."

mrzaborskii says "What? I'm having the same problem. A few words are spilling off the box, only the center box is apparently behind the side ones, so a few of the words that should be in the middle are instead hiding behind advertisements."

mrzaborskii says "I think Summer's Cafe is decaying and falling apart."

jman17724 says "Like she cares!"

jman17724 says "She hasn't been onsite"

jman17724 says "March 26, 2012!"

friction says "I'm not having any problems, but my account shows no advertisements, so maybe that's the difference."

jman17724 says "I meant"

jman17724 says "SINCE"

jman17724 says "March 26, 2012!"

cattytaurus says "Um, so that means the food is free, right?"

jman17724 says "Well, probably, but if she hasn't"

jman17724 says "been here since March 26, 2012"

jman17724 says "she probably hasn't"

jman17724 says "paid the electric"

jman17724 says "bill since then, either."

jman17724 says "i don't think"

jman17724 says "the milk"

jman17724 says "is worth drinking"

jman17724 says "."

cattytaurus says "Well, how about the cheese? Is it worth eating?"

jman17724 says "I wouldn't."

trekkietechie1 says "Great caesar's ghost! 26 days, guys? Shame."

jman17724 says "No, SS"

jman17724 says "at the end"

jman17724 says "of March"

jman17724 says "2 years"

jman17724 says "since Summer's"

jman17724 says "been here,"

jman17724 says "Not 26 days"

jman17724 says "."

cattytaurus says "Umm, does that mean you're having a period?"

jman17724 says "Would you believe I've been through men - o - pause?"

cattytaurus says "Uh, sure. Let me know when you're done pausing. Don't want to interrupt anything important."

jman17724 says "Mom says men are never done pausing."

friction says "If anyone should know about pause, it's a cat. Get it? Don't make me spell it out."

jman17724 says "OK. You don't have to say it again. I will. "

jman17724 says "If anyone should know about pause, it's a cat."

jman17724 says "catty won't mind. She won't see it 'til Summer comes back."

cattytaurus says "Summer is gone forever. Winter is in phase. Indefinitely. "

jman17724 says "Must be. As didn't see 70* today"

cattytaurus says "We could start a bonfire to warm it up some but that would only be a temporary fix. What say you? "

jman17724 says "Everybody talks about the weather"

jman17724 says "but never does anything"

jman17724 says "about it."

jman17724 says "Summer's Cafe really should allow self deletion."

friction says "Summer's Café should delete itself. Summer grew up and moved away. This place is like a forgotten child's toy, rain-stained and forlorn, that you discover in the weeds behind the house you just bought."

jman17724 says "Hopefully, this post gets rid of my ill-thought-out post 75 posts ago, and fixes the problem with the wrap that I screwed up so long ago. I'm sorry."

cattytaurus says "Hmm. Just keep posting, eventually those comments will ghost away."

jman17724 says "Yeah. This time it took only 5 years. D'ya think Summer will ever come back here again? Does she remember us?"

friction says "I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember us. I got an email from her yesterday that said, "Who are you and why did I email you?""

cattytaurus says "Did you spambot her back pretending to be a political advertisement?"

friction says "*** Don't be a lump! Vote for Trump! 2016 ***"

jman17724 says "Cruzin' with Cruz! Jeb! (Always felt that one should actually read "Jeb?") Here's a good one: Trump/Palin. Because idiots get to vote, too!"

cattytaurus says "*Delicate snort*"

jman17724 says "Why be delicate about it? Go ahead and snort!"

cattytaurus says "No. There must be some sense of a fragile female in me. If only to distract from my terrifyingly sharp claws."

jman17724 says "Trust me. Nothing distracts from the claws. Not even Santa. *waits for a less-delicate snort* "

cattytaurus says "Not going to happen. It's either a delicate snort or El Nino. Just sayin."

jman17724 says "El Nino-ize it, then!"

cattytaurus says "I kind of have to be in the mood to blow. *enjoys the visual*"

jman17724 says "*checks rating, sees it's 13+, decides not to post tonight*"

cattytaurus says "**Grins Maliciously**"

jman17724 says "*Maliciously decides not to post again* ¥"

cattytaurus says "*cavorts* Mine! Mine! Mine! hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

cattytaurus says "I shall cavort unto my dying day. Or night. Whichever."

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