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Mayhem is afoot!

does what it says on the tin
Founded in 2002, we are approaching seventeen great years of MAYHEM!

*Pointright* If you know the drill, jump into the fray from here! *Pointleft*


*Pointright* New to the Mayhem? *Pointleft*

Here's how it's done.
*Bulletr* post one three-word block at a time.
You are welcome to add consecutive, separate three-word posts as long as they conform to the rest of the story.


*Bulletr* Your three words must connect to the last three words on the list, but do not have to be predictable; ie:
Mary had a
little black book
in which she
ate a sandwich.


*Bulletr* Use appropriate punctuation!
*Pointright*This is not a race to create the worst run-on sentence ever.



*Bulletr* Absurdism is always:
*Pointright* acceptable; tolerated; encouraged
*Pointright* occasionally even rewarded!

*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5.
I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.


*Bulletr* Posts which don't comply with my rules are deleted, with or without notice. If I saw fit to send notice about it, it best not happen again.
*Pointright*Do not attempt to rules-lawyer me as I am the sole arbiter of these rules. *Smile*
I have added self deletion for ease of use.

*Bulletr* I know, I know, no one's names are visible.
*Pointright* It's too complicated to read when posts are shorter than people's handles. (And, survey says, the anonymity is at least part of the fun!)

The Most Important Rule of them All:
*Bulletr* Enjoy yourself!

This isn't meant to be serious writing.
It's a little slice of crazy designed to get you thinking out of the box.
Is it working yet?
How about now?
*Bigsmile*


Special thanks to ~WhoMe???~ , Annette , spidey and Legerdemain for featuring us in editions of the Contests and Activities Newsletter!

A huge thank you to those who voted Three Word Mayhem
Best In and Out
in past years of the Quills! What an honor! *Delight*

This activity wouldn't be anywhere near as fun without all the folks who stop by every day, so this Quill Award is yours as well as mine.


Join us and make a little Mayhem today!
Our Item Alias ID is mayhem--
{b-item:mayhem}

--so you can link to us from anywhere. *Bigsmile*

A shareable sig for any Upgraded member who wants to share a little daily mayhem as well:
for friends and fans of the mayhem *Smile*
use {image:1641538} to add this icon to your Signature!


See you in the Mayhem!




the worm holes
         
and the MUMPS!
         
Which are both
         
worrisome and bumpy.
         
Also scurvy can
         
be a problem
         
if you don't
         
brush and floss
         
Your pig's feet
         
which are delicious.
         
Especially the moldy
         
toe jam part.
         
But it is
         
cure for a
         
sore throat and
         
pigeon toes and
         
left handers. While
         
teams of ants
         
spill leftover sugar
         
Enter the rolling
         
pins who dance
         
a country line
         
dance while I'm
         
still not too
         
misshapen or forgotten.
         
Billy goats should
         
eat more jelly
         
beans and poop
         
out rainbow jello,
         
just for holidays.
         
I'm an old
         
cow hand from
         
the land of
         
"golly, green goop"
         
peeps" made from
         
marshmallows and lemons
         
but never exploding
         
greasy, gooey gopher
         
holes not hills,
         
but little biddy
         
ant hills lining
         
my esophagus. Mitchell
         
the Great wanted
         
for the murder
         
of a statue
         
In northern Paraguay
         
there is a
         
went home to
         
Chicago during the
         
winter storm watch.
         

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*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5. I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.

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