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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Nonsense · #555590
Mayhem is afoot!

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Founded in 2002, we are approaching twenty great years of MAYHEM!

*Pointright* If you know the drill, jump into the fray from here! *Pointleft*


*Pointright* New to the Mayhem? *Pointleft*

Here's how it's done.
*Bulletr* post one three-word block at a time.
You are welcome to add consecutive, separate three-word posts as long as they conform to the rest of the story.


*Bulletr* Your three words must connect to the last three words on the list, but do not have to be predictable; ie:
Mary had a
little black book
in which she
ate a sandwich.


*Bulletr* Use appropriate punctuation!
*Pointright*This is not a race to create the worst run-on sentence ever.



*Bulletr* Absurdism is always:
*Pointright* acceptable; tolerated; encouraged
*Pointright* occasionally even rewarded!

*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5.
I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.


*Bulletr* Posts which don't comply with my rules are deleted, with or without notice. If I saw fit to send notice about it, it best not happen again.
*Pointright*Do not attempt to rules-lawyer me as I am the sole arbiter of these rules. *Smile*
I have added self deletion for ease of use.

*Bulletr* I know, I know, no one's names are visible.
*Pointright* It's too complicated to read when posts are shorter than people's handles. (And, survey says, the anonymity is at least part of the fun!)

The Most Important Rule of them All:
*Bulletr* Enjoy yourself!

This isn't meant to be serious writing.
It's a little slice of crazy designed to get you thinking out of the box.
Is it working yet?
How about now?
*Bigsmile*


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A huge thank you to those who voted Three Word Mayhem
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This activity wouldn't be anywhere near as fun without all the folks who stop by every day, so this Quill Award is yours as well as mine.


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See you in the Mayhem!




If you could
         
sell a green
         
jello salad with
         
toad turds, would
         
it cost more
         
than yellow jello?
         
Never mind the
         
olives in the
         
Jalapeno pickle jar.
         
Throw some garlic
         
in some Jell-O
         
with thawed zombie
         
fingers, toes, and
         
out pops a
         
stray cat with
         
a heart in
         
his fangs and
         
he spit out
         
a string of
         
jello candy hearts
         
while the Peeps
         
kept peeping at
         
nothing in particular
         
This made m
         
feel afraid to
         
enter the door
         
drenched in webs
         
. But I used
         
crow head knocker
         
to announce my
         
belatedly unfortunate arrival
         
then dropped dead
         
of utter exhaustion.
         
But I digress,
         
I really wanted
         
to spend some
         
time thinking about
         
a chocolate sunday.
         
What church would
         
a chocolate moose
         
dare to hope
         
toothless angels lay?
         
Angel are but
         
Wanting Chocolate Sundaes
         
Because why not?
         
Eat on tuesdays
         
tacos and enchiladas.
         
and please remember
         
add extra salsa
         
but NO cilantro!
         

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*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5. I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.

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