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Mayhem is afoot!

does what it says on the tin
Founded in 2002, we are approaching twenty great years of MAYHEM!

*Pointright* If you know the drill, jump into the fray from here! *Pointleft*


*Pointright* New to the Mayhem? *Pointleft*

Here's how it's done.
*Bulletr* post one three-word block at a time.
You are welcome to add consecutive, separate three-word posts as long as they conform to the rest of the story.


*Bulletr* Your three words must connect to the last three words on the list, but do not have to be predictable; ie:
Mary had a
little black book
in which she
ate a sandwich.


*Bulletr* Use appropriate punctuation!
*Pointright*This is not a race to create the worst run-on sentence ever.



*Bulletr* Absurdism is always:
*Pointright* acceptable; tolerated; encouraged
*Pointright* occasionally even rewarded!

*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5.
I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.


*Bulletr* Posts which don't comply with my rules are deleted, with or without notice. If I saw fit to send notice about it, it best not happen again.
*Pointright*Do not attempt to rules-lawyer me as I am the sole arbiter of these rules. *Smile*
I have added self deletion for ease of use.

*Bulletr* I know, I know, no one's names are visible.
*Pointright* It's too complicated to read when posts are shorter than people's handles. (And, survey says, the anonymity is at least part of the fun!)

The Most Important Rule of them All:
*Bulletr* Enjoy yourself!

This isn't meant to be serious writing.
It's a little slice of crazy designed to get you thinking out of the box.
Is it working yet?
How about now?
*Bigsmile*


Special thanks to ~WhoMe???~ , Annette , spidey and Legerdemain for featuring us in editions of the Contests and Activities Newsletter!

A huge thank you to those who voted Three Word Mayhem
Best In and Out
in past years of the Quills--most recently for 2019! What an honor! *Delight*

This activity wouldn't be anywhere near as fun without all the folks who stop by every day, so this Quill Award is yours as well as mine.


Join us and make a little Mayhem today!
Our Item Alias ID is mayhem--
{b-item:mayhem}

--so you can link to us from anywhere. *Bigsmile*

A shareable sig for any Upgraded member who wants to share a little daily mayhem as well:
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See you in the Mayhem!




No. Was Eleanor.
         
Eleanor Farjeon wrote
         
The Little Bookroom
         
Lovely, lovely book!
         
Running on empty!
         
That's how
         
I feel today.
         
I need more
         
dogs in my
         
already crowded life.
         
The canine unit
         
woke up at
         
the crack of
         
of the whip.
         
The canines circled
         
around for foooooood!!!
         
When they caught
         
on to my
         
truly harebrained scheme,
         
they howled, vamoosed,
         
then galloped across
         
the pitted moonscape
         
in the night.
         
Neither looked back
         
or checked safety.
         
But out of
         
the stopped and
         
giggled for three
         
more seconds. BOOM!
         
Hagrid is here!
         
Where's the cannon?
         
It's Hagrid knocking
         
at my door,
         
I’m not home.
         
So where is
         
this place called
         
Chitradurga? Post Offices
         
only deliver when
         
they choose to
         
but not to
         
any home that
         
only serves cheap
         
moonshine made in
         
a filthy tub
         
brimming with Jello.
         
it wiggles and
         
tickles my little
         
tastebuds when it
         
slithers down my
         
hot, wet, and
         

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*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5. I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.

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