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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Nonsense · #555590
Mayhem is afoot!

does what it says on the tin
Founded in 2002, we are approaching eighteen great years of MAYHEM!

*Pointright* If you know the drill, jump into the fray from here! *Pointleft*


*Pointright* New to the Mayhem? *Pointleft*

Here's how it's done.
*Bulletr* post one three-word block at a time.
You are welcome to add consecutive, separate three-word posts as long as they conform to the rest of the story.


*Bulletr* Your three words must connect to the last three words on the list, but do not have to be predictable; ie:
Mary had a
little black book
in which she
ate a sandwich.


*Bulletr* Use appropriate punctuation!
*Pointright*This is not a race to create the worst run-on sentence ever.



*Bulletr* Absurdism is always:
*Pointright* acceptable; tolerated; encouraged
*Pointright* occasionally even rewarded!

*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5.
I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.


*Bulletr* Posts which don't comply with my rules are deleted, with or without notice. If I saw fit to send notice about it, it best not happen again.
*Pointright*Do not attempt to rules-lawyer me as I am the sole arbiter of these rules. *Smile*
I have added self deletion for ease of use.

*Bulletr* I know, I know, no one's names are visible.
*Pointright* It's too complicated to read when posts are shorter than people's handles. (And, survey says, the anonymity is at least part of the fun!)

The Most Important Rule of them All:
*Bulletr* Enjoy yourself!

This isn't meant to be serious writing.
It's a little slice of crazy designed to get you thinking out of the box.
Is it working yet?
How about now?
*Bigsmile*


Special thanks to ~WhoMe???~ , SkeletonBoneGhoulie , spidey and Legerdemaim for featuring us in editions of the Contests and Activities Newsletter!

A huge thank you to those who voted Three Word Mayhem
Best In and Out
in past years of the Quills--most recently for 2019! What an honor! *Delight*

This activity wouldn't be anywhere near as fun without all the folks who stop by every day, so this Quill Award is yours as well as mine.


Join us and make a little Mayhem today!
Our Item Alias ID is mayhem--
{b-item:mayhem}

--so you can link to us from anywhere. *Bigsmile*

A shareable sig for any Upgraded member who wants to share a little daily mayhem as well:
for friends and fans of the mayhem *Smile*
use {image:1641538} to add this icon to your Signature!


See you in the Mayhem!




Barf on Matt
         
with such magnificent
         
panoramas of icebergs
         
and angry narwhals
         
in the west.
         
Baby giants are
         
being born in
         
a far-off land.
         
No one can

         
find giant sized
         
Describe the chaos
         
in my kitchen
         
Pots and pans
         
lined the walls.
         
All filled with
         
goo and poo.
         
The stink sank
         
and roaches scampered
         
Oh my, what
         
happiness in Roachistan
         
except the heavy
         
bug spray was
         
launched, and many
         
ran for their
         
stupid lives or
         
were squashed by
         
size 12 boots.
         
Remember that next
         
pair of boots
         
when you boink
         
in the closet.
         
Always carry a
         
a pound of
         
Tic Tacs in
         
case you have
         
to tick a
         
deer with a
         
warm kisses and
         
jello shots. Then
         
lasso a moose
         
that does the
         
mambo and looks
         
like Rambo on
         
estragon pills and
         
shake your booty.
         
Tell a story
         
to a pink
         
pigmy and throw
         
a dumb party
         
using only first
         

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*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5. I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.

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