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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Nonsense · #555590
Mayhem is afoot!

does what it says on the tin
Founded in 2002, we are approaching twenty great years of MAYHEM!

*Pointright* If you know the drill, jump into the fray from here! *Pointleft*


*Pointright* New to the Mayhem? *Pointleft*

Here's how it's done.
*Bulletr* post one three-word block at a time.
You are welcome to add consecutive, separate three-word posts as long as they conform to the rest of the story.


*Bulletr* Your three words must connect to the last three words on the list, but do not have to be predictable; ie:
Mary had a
little black book
in which she
ate a sandwich.


*Bulletr* Use appropriate punctuation!
*Pointright*This is not a race to create the worst run-on sentence ever.



*Bulletr* Absurdism is always:
*Pointright* acceptable; tolerated; encouraged
*Pointright* occasionally even rewarded!

*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5.
I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.


*Bulletr* Posts which don't comply with my rules are deleted, with or without notice. If I saw fit to send notice about it, it best not happen again.
*Pointright*Do not attempt to rules-lawyer me as I am the sole arbiter of these rules. *Smile*
I have added self deletion for ease of use.

*Bulletr* I know, I know, no one's names are visible.
*Pointright* It's too complicated to read when posts are shorter than people's handles. (And, survey says, the anonymity is at least part of the fun!)

The Most Important Rule of them All:
*Bulletr* Enjoy yourself!

This isn't meant to be serious writing.
It's a little slice of crazy designed to get you thinking out of the box.
Is it working yet?
How about now?
*Bigsmile*


Special thanks to ~WhoMe???~ , Annette , spidey and Legerdemain for featuring us in editions of the Contests and Activities Newsletter!

A huge thank you to those who voted Three Word Mayhem
Best In and Out
in past years of the Quills--most recently for 2019! What an honor! *Delight*

This activity wouldn't be anywhere near as fun without all the folks who stop by every day, so this Quill Award is yours as well as mine.


Join us and make a little Mayhem today!
Our Item Alias ID is mayhem--
{b-item:mayhem}

--so you can link to us from anywhere. *Bigsmile*

A shareable sig for any Upgraded member who wants to share a little daily mayhem as well:
for friends and fans of the mayhem *Smile*
use {image:1641538} to add this icon to your Signature!


See you in the Mayhem!




The much acclaimed
         
Knights of the
         
Pickle Ball Table
         
mounted their stallions
         
and gathered their
         
skirts and pantyhose
         
to celebrate the
         
return of the
         
goblin snot noses
         
vs toothless fairies.
         
Let's get started
         
Ridding the range
         
Of the purple
         
people eater's voracious
         
appetite for grapes.
         
But not just
         
any old and
         
any bold, or
         
totally green grapes.
         
The purple ones
         
eat only pink
         
cotton candy and
         
pickles. What happened
         
next is frightful!
         
Due to unusual
         
activities with barnyard
         
alien showdowns during
         
School starting ceremonies
         
commencement was delayed.
         
Does this mean
         
that all memories
         
become useless trumpets
         
hidden behind hopeless
         
horns and clowns.
         
Always remember, though
         
stray cats will
         
disembowel you slowly,
         
unless you declaw
         
them with some
         
three-toed sloths.
         
If you could
         
sell a green
         
jello salad with
         
toad turds, would
         
it cost more
         
than yellow jello?
         
Never mind the
         
olives in the
         
Jalapeno pickle jar.
         
Throw some garlic
         

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*Bulletr* Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff.
*Pointright* This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5. I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks.

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