I didn’t even wait until I got home. As my aunt drove me back in her little, straining sedan, I took out my shitty phone (I hadn’t upgraded it in years. I realized, another sign of my increasing shut in behavior) and started downloading Blubr. It wasn’t just that my aunt had snagged a super hot redhead who kept her stuffed and glutted at every opportunity. It was...well, I was bored, I was lonley, and I was kind of regretting my actions of the last few months, especially letting Lily and I drift apart. That kind of hurt.
I got home, and said goodbye to my Aunt, who was VERY eager to drive off and go get some brunch. By the time I got home and collapsed into my bed, the programmed. I took what remained of my ‘morning’(it was well past noon), taking some selfies and writing up a short bio. I showed off how when I took a selfie in the bathroom mirror, my gut filled the sink. In my bio, I emphasized that I’d been deliberately gaining since I was 15 years old, how I wanted to be the fattest woman ever. Cliché stuff I know, but it’s cliché for a reason.
Then like a good fatty, I put the phone away, because at this point I was starving and exhausted from...maybe an hour without food, and the light exercise involved in taking a few selfies. I gorged on leftover Chinese until I literally, physically hurt, and then decided it was time for my afternoon nap. When I got up it was after 5 o’clock, and still no sign of Aunt Rhonda. I struggled to heft my weight up off the couch, grabbed some chips and headed to my bedroom to swipe up for a while. You see, Blubr is a little more complex then Tinder. I’d tried installing it once before, but never really used it. Basically, you swipe right if you want to feed someone. You swipe up, if you want someone to feed you. You swipe down if you want to get fat together. And you swipe left if you want someone to fuck off.
I don’t know what I was expecting when I picked it up, but I really wasn’t prepared for...
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