It seemed like hours i was standing there naked, on the side of the road, in the cold air with not even a pubic hair to keep my lower body warm. In retrospect, maybe i shouldn't of shaved this morning, but then i would be stuck nude looking like chewbacca. Cars were slowing down to get a look at me and some stopped and got out to watch the show, even the news crew arrived and started filming, then the police man came back and said, "Sorry ma'am, your performing an illegal action of indecent exposure. I'm going to have to bring you in to the station." He then preceded to handcuff me and put me in the back seat of his police car. I have never been more humiliated in my life. "May i have something to wear? you could probobly tell by my chest, but I'm freezing." "Sorry, I don't have any spare clothes."
We arrived at the station and just my luck, it was filled with people. They all started staring at me. I was red as a tomato. The man brought me into the back room. I was confused. Why did he bring me here? Then all of a sudden a man in a brown trench coat entered and started asking questions.
"Name?" "Karina" "Age?" "19" "Ok, Karina, you know why your here?" "Broken tail light and public nudity?" "Not only that, but what you did may have scarred many children for life. Now, explain to me, why were you naked?" "I'm a work at home writer and I forgot to get dressed this morning, I usually walk around my home nude so I forgot I was naked." "A likely story, I don't belive it. Your breath smells like alcohol, and from what you told me, your too young to drink. I belive you got drunk after a night of prostitution and forgot your clothes. Take her away boys, until her court hearing, and don't give her anything to wear, let her embarrasment teach her not to do this again."
I couldn't belive this! This guy must be crazy! "How do you figure that i did all that?" "Your breath smells of alcohol," the coffee and cinnabuns, "you told me your age, and the fact your shaven down there means you were planning to get it on with someone." "But..." "Quiet convict. Take her away." And now, here I am, naked in a holding cell in the police station with all the police staring, I have to do something, I have to...
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