As Malon and Nabooru contemplated on their planetary problem Link in the meantime had a problem of his own.
Having been swallowed whole by Malon's flab Link found himself swimming through her immense girth. He wasn't exactly sure how far Malon extended but he knew he had to get to the "surface" soon to get a better understanding of what had just occurred.
While Link continued to swim he caught sight of an item causally floating along within the flab of Malon.
'Is that...The Rod of Fattening?!' wondered Link amazed that the mystical item had survived the whole ordeal.
With a quick push forward Link sped toward the rod before it could slip away in the current of fat. After a good minute or so Link was able to grab a hold of the rod.
'Almost forgot about you.' Link mentally chuckled before resuming on his way to the surface of Malon.
Topside Malon watched silently as her blubber swayed and waved every other minute, she figured even the most simple moments would cause her to wobble around like a vat of jello.
So the ranch girl laid there hoping that something or someone would come to her and Nabooru's rescue. Malon also wished she could at least converse with Nabooru but all she could really do was feel the older woman's fat rub and pile up against her own.
So she sighed again causing another group of waves to flow through her flab.
Suddenly she felt a good deal of movement from one particular spot on her massive belly.
Link gasped for fresh air as he popped up from beneath Malon's blubber, thankful he had made it out in one piece.
"Man felt like I was swimming for days..." Link inhaled and exhaled quickly a moment later he pulled himself out of the ranch girl's flab.
Steading his footing Link looked far out into the horizon but all he could see was the creamy girth of his friend stretching out for what seem close to eternity. He knew he had to find her face and after taking one more look around came to spot a location of land that nearly made him nose-bleed.
Out in the distance was a pair of mountains many times bigger then that of Death Mountain back in Hyrule but Link knew those weren't exactly "mountains" made of rock and gravel but instead made of soft flesh.
Link chuckled to himself. At least he knew in which direction Malon's head was now but before that he had scale a pair of mountain-sized breasts!
"Well no time like the present!"
With a ear-to-ear grin pasted on his face Link eagerly rushed off.
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