your name is John, you are 21 years old and have a steady girlfriend named Kristina whom you live with in a house. one day while searching for something in the attic you find an old dusty book which contains witch's spells. thinking nothing of it, you glance through the pages and come across a spell that allows you to "turn into any object that you choose. while in this state, you can see, smell, hear, and feel from nearly all angles. you can also transform into another object simply by wishing to be said object while in you inanimate state. you are also industructable, meaning that you cannot die. if the object that you have transformed into is somehow destroyed, you will simply be transferred to the nearest inanimate object." at first you don't beleive this, so you say the chant outloud. a few seconds go by and nothing happens, but then suddenly the entire room begins to spin and before you black out, you realize that you forgot to look up the spell to transform back...but when you wake up, you are...