Suddenly, the door creaks open and an impressive figure enters the dim room.
"Jared," you mutter. "Maybe he can help me."
But Jared to your perspective is nothing more than a mountain of well-toned muscle supported on thick redwood legs kept well toned with soccer practice. Still, the rest of him appears just as brawny as his friend Danny.
Jared stops by occasionally and he has met with you once in a while. Now comes the time where you must put this relationship to the test.
"Hey, Jared!" you shout and jump on the sweaty birk surface. "Over here!"