You look up and out of the gaping hole in your wall and see a Giant Couple! Both are wearing nothing but jeans and the shorter of the two is draped ofver the taller one's shoulders, they are both grinning from ear to ear.
There is another tremmor, but you're too stunned to steady yourself! You fall of the edge and scream, but luck is on your side as you are near enough to grab onto the taller giant's jean button! grasping all of your strength, you grab the edge of the jeans and pull yourself up and over, you feel the giants soft, yet somehow firm, skin, and fall down, you grab onto the wirey hairs and find yourself in a forest of pubes!
Light suddenley bursts in, and you realise the giant has undon his/her flys!