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Chapter #57
And the celebrities are...
by: Unknown
Just as the announcer said the fiction writer Invaderzim goes to the runway with a mic in one hand and a body swap devise in the other.
"Thanks everybody. I would have come sooner but I JUST CAME BACK FROM VACATION. Well, I know why you're here. To see some stars. Well we'll start off with a big bang with.... the one, the only... Ms. Pamela Anderson!"
Sure enough, the former Baywatch lifeguard steps up in a red bikini. You can't wait. You pull out the devise and are about to press the button to swap her and...
Wait! You didn't do that! It must have been Invaderzim! You are shocked and envious of what he did.
The once busty, leggy Pamela is now...the funniest thing you've ever seen! She now has...
the purple mo hock of goth (hanging out at the Hot Topic),
the upper body of a shirtless baby,
the arms of a African woman with yellow nails and a wedding band,
the lower body of a stray cat (including tail)
and the legs of a muscular man.
Then she goes up and starts to talk.
"O tay evwee one." she says in the voice of a 3 year old boy. "Weer awl here to show wayt we got. He he he. Show time."
She then goes to the end of the stage, shakes her cat butt and goes off the stage.
You and Sheila can't help but marvel in the unaware chaos around the contest.
A pale goth boy has a golden mane,
a baby on a blanket is playing with his new gigantic boobs,
a African woman is waving to waving to a friend with Caucasian arms,
a flea bitten cat is scratching it's sexy bikini bottom,
a very muscular man is playing basket ball in high heels,
and a little boy is asking his mom "Can i go in the water?" in a sexy female voice!
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