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Chapter #9
"Sorry fat boy, all natural gluttons only."
by: Unknown
"Sorry fat boy, all natural gluttons only." said the demoness who looked liked Peach as she gave an impish half-smile.
"Dang it! I'll have to find a way to reach a ton and a half as soon as possible."
"That's just how the rules work. See you later."
The demon proceeds to walk out of Bowser's bedroom and out of the castle.
What's the best way to gain weight? I need that power so I can defeat Mario and his annoying friends. Maybe watching some TV will give me an idea. Thought Bowser as he turned on his plasma screen TV.
After flipping through the channels Bowser finally found something that caught his eye. The channel was the Superstar Sports Channel. Apparently the channel was airing a matching between two sumo wrestlers. One of the sumo wrestlers was a dragon and the other was a human. Bowser watched the match with awe as the obvious answer was in front of his eyes. Bowser's eyes lit up with greed realizing that this was the answer and that his natural build sans excess weight would help him in a sport like sumo wrestling.
"This is perfect. Not only will I become a god, but I'll get some extra funds for my troops and payoff my ex's child support bills that she keeps sending me. Bwahahaha!"
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