All of a sudden, you feel a hand move down, and you assume that it is just Luke reacting in his sleep. Looking up, you see it isn't a reaction - Luke is looking straight at you! You go to jump from the boxers but as you do, you feel your tiny body snatched up from the air, Luke's fist closed around you tightly.
"Bugs! Where did this bug come from?" you hear Luke muttering to himself as you feel yourself lifted higher. Luke thinks you are a bug, and you know his track record with bugs - he hates them, and will do anything to destroy them! He will normally video himself swallowing different bugs - for some reason, people on the internet seem to love watching his throat send a tiny bug down his throat... "But... the bug is me!" You realise the situation you are in and squirm massively in his closed fist.
"Wow, this one hasn't stopped moving. Yo, dude! You seen..." Luke starts to speak to you but cuts short as he realises the room is empty. He wonders where you have gone - the door is closed and there seems to be no noise coming from anywhere. "Ah well, guess you miss out. My treat!"
You squirm in panic, wondering what the plan is going to be, when light overtakes your senses and you close your eyes in reaction. As you regain your focus, you see Luke's face staring down at you. "You'll make an awesome video - wonder how many hits I'll get with... wait, what?" As Luke takes a closer look at you, he starts to notice that you aren't like the normal bugs he has seen. There's something different, more human about this one compared to other bugs. In fact, this bug looks just like...
"Woah, dude! What the hell happened to you? You're so small!" Luke's voice booms over you like a foghorn, making you cringe in response. But something about your giant friend makes you smile - he is already good looking, but at this size he is a God! You go to respond, but soon realise your voice is not reaching the ears of this giant man.
"Listen dude, I have the camera set up and a reputation to uphold. There's something about getting hits for swallowing bugs, but if I had a real life shrunken person... I'd go viral! I'd be famous!"
You couldn't believe your ears! Luke, your best friend, someone you trusted with your life, was talking about swallowing you as if you were nothing but a morsel of food. You try to show your reactions and shout for mercy, for him to not swallow you...
"Dude..."