Why shoul...? Well you're in a school for goodness sakes! Schools are where you learn. L-E-A- oh heck! You probably don't even know the alphabet. I shouldn't be associating with the likes of you .... but as the greeter to all new students (including students who I've never seen before even if they were here already) I must ask you your name. Now I might not know you, so could you fill me in on you? But... nothing too graphic alright!