Bart would stomp the people with his bare feet, and Bart knew who to start with. The memory of a thousand stranglings were fresh in his mind. His neck was still red! Yes, Bart would be doing Springfield a service if he killed Homer.
He stomped his way to his backyard, where Homer was AGAIN sleeping on his hammock. He woke up to very loud stomps. He looked up to see a giant Bart coming his way.
I am going to make you immortal, Homer!"
"WOO-HOO!!"
Bart knew Homer had missed his meaning... That was okay, because it was more fun this way! "...Yeah... So here's how it's going to work, dad: I'm going to knock you onto your back, and then I'm going to walk on you with these bare feet you hate so much! Maybe, in the next life, you won't strangle your son every 5 minutes!"
"PLEASE, BOY! PLEASE NO!"
"Sorry, old man; actions have consequences, and this is yours!" Bart took off his dirty sock, and stuffed it in Homer's mouth. Now,with his dirty feet, he knocked him over and begun walking back and forth over Homer. After several times, Bart got off and removed the sock. He hovered a dirty toe over Homer's face.
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